I am not a happy dude.
My mom loves the fall (and I hate it) because she gets to dress me up. I am not a handsome fashion model like my buddies Butchy and Snickers, and I don't really like wearing clothes. My dad doesn't let my mom dress me up the rest of the time (THANK YOU DAD). But in the fall there are two big exceptions: Halloween, and Buckeye football.
My mom is really into Buckeye football, so I have a sweatshirt and a jacket that say "OHIO STATE" on them. I have to wear the sweatshirt (or my Buckeye bandanna) on game days. I have to wear the jacket when Ohio State plays Michigan. I am also supposed to growl when I hear the word "Michigan." It's good for a cookie or two.
My Uncle Walter has a nice Buckeye shirt too, but he likes wearing clothes. He even has his own tuxedo and pajamas.
My mom LOVES Halloween also. She already bought my 2007 Halloween outfit at Target. How embarrassing. Check out some of my previous costumes:
Well, I am rather embarrassed, but this year, I am going to be a MOOSE for Halloween.
This is not me in the picture - I will not let my mom take my picture in this! - it is a handsome wire fox terrier Target dog model. Target has all sorts of embarrassing costumes for pets - even a lobster! Beware, my clothes-hating friends!
Or have fun dressing up, if you like that sort of thing. What are you going to be for Halloween?