On Wednesday, my people and I are off to New England for vacation! My dad has been traveling a lot, but my mom has been stuck working in her office since Christmas, and we all need a break.
The reason we're going is that my auntie, the human of my kitty cousin Mr. Smitty Snoofers, is getting married! (That's her and my new uncle in the picture.) However, I am not invited to the wedding. Apparently no dogs are allowed in church. (No pee-mail in the pews.) So I will be hanging out with my uncle Walter, the wiener dog, at this fancy place called "Puddleby's on the Hill." It sounds a little more sophisticated than my usual "Bark'n'Buddies." I guess I will have to be on my best behavior.
Mr. Puddleby apparently used to breed fox terriers like me! So he understood when my nana made the reservation for "the fox terrorist." Very funny, Nana!!
The day after the wedding all of the family is going to see a high school graduation. My mom's cousin is valedictorian and is off to Cornell next year.
Finally, they will come get me and Walter and we are all going to Maine for a week, to my nana's house on the lake. That is where the humans have their own annual summer family Olympics, which helped inspire the Paw-Limpics.