Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Personal Problems

NO PICTURES for this post! Too embarrassing.

I had to go to the vet today. I didn't see my normal vet; I saw a different lady who's only seen me once before. (She was the one several months ago who over-reacted a little about my swollen glands and thought I had cancer, incorrectly.) The good news is that she just started playing violin in my dad's orchestra! Despite the acquaintance, I still would have preferred my ordinary MALE vet today.

Why? I am having problems with my 'boy bits.'

I got poked and prodded in very personal places!! And I was prescribed ointment. Really? No pills? Anything easier and less touchy-feely? No. OINTMENT!!!

On top of that, I had to get a Bordatella shot. Not a good day.


Lindsay said...

Aw, I hope you get better soon. Going to the vet is no fun! I hope you don't have to return for a long time.

Lacy said...

w00f's lenny, me iz soorwy u had to go to the hopes u feels better soon..

b safe,

pp's me iz still workin on me picturs fur the paw limpics...heehee mama cant git the shots she wants fur tooked the A04's pictur takin classes...

Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

Poor Lenny! I hope the ointment does the trick. It's such a coincidence cos I was at the vet today as well! No boy bit embarassment for me though. The Vampire Vet stole some blood and admired the strange new warty growth on my leg! J x

Peanut said...

Hope your feeling better soon.

Molly the Airedale said...

Our paws are crossed that you feel better and less embarassed soon, Lenny!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Charlie Daniels said...

G'day Lenny

Pills would be less embarassing wouldn't they?

How it gets better soon



Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh man...we feel for ya there Lenny...well, actually we don't want to feel for ya there...but the sentiment is good. Too bad it was a girlie who ya know...ur Dad's not gonna be invitin' her over for dinner anytime soon is he?? Lacie would offer her nursing services as she is the consumate professional, but we're not tellin' her. She has a TENDENCY TO BLAB THINGS LIKE "I'M GOING TO LENNY'S TO HELP HIM OUT WITH HIS BOY BIT PROBLEM" She doesn't know the meanin' of HIPPA violations so we're just not tellin' her.

That promo video for the Paw Olympics is FAB...we'll be gettin' our pics together!!!

Barkin' at ya in sympathy....

Scruffy and Babystan

Urban Smoothie Read said...

wat happen to your jewels?

sorry to hear that u got poke here n there

Gus said...

I don't got boy bits to have problems with, but I am sorry yours are being troublesome.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Lenny!
Sure I hope you get better soon!
Sure its not nice to have those personal problems!
Kisses and hugs

Kirby said...

Oh Lenny, I'm so sorry. Ointment for your nether region, that is not cool at all. What a surprise it was from a GIRL vet. They just don't get us guys!

Your pal,

Amber-Mae said...

Oh ointment really help? Well, I hope so. Get better soon Lenny!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Huskee and Hershey said...

Awwwww... I hate it when they check on my manly bits too. Such a lack of dignity.. the worst thing is that my regular vet is a lady.. and a pretty one to add.. *sheesh*